Having that many flat brims stacked on the dash of your brodozer should be probably cause. >.>

I was unaware of the Castle Rock v. Gonzales case, and read up on it since it’s an hour south of my house.

I have to say that while the whole situation is mighty shitty, I find myself siding with the SCOTUS 7-2 decision. A restraining order can generate cause but does not arbitrarily entitle action.

Jordan v. New London…

To be fair, I don’t actually have a ‘bunch’ of money, and I was still advised to pursue umbrella coverage.

It’s less about the assets you have and way more about the potential attempts to get anything.

It’s fascinating to see how singularly unqualified Bubba-level LEO orgs are when they get the least bit of scrutiny.

 Just remember, there are *hundreds* of rinky-dink good ol’ boy departments out there, and just hope if you ever encounter them that you are White and Rich.

This is the sort of thing that looks *fantastic* on the Cyberpunk-dressed models wearing it in mood-lit ad shots, but that looks hilariously out of place if you dress like a normie and wear it out of doors.

I’m all for the premise, but I hope they have plans to release it in colors other than ‘I’m robbing a bank in a…

All the more reason to get your own representation.

Everyone assumes that hiring a lawyer is this big, multi-thousand-dollar ordeal, but you can spend a few hundred bucks to make sure their guys understand you’re actually serious.

And it has the added benefit of actually demonstrating you are serious. You’d be surprised…

Ctrl+F “Lawyer” | 0 Results

It’s fascinating the lengths people will go to with Social Media campaigns and Yelp bombing, when a certified letter from your attorney effects so much more satisfying results.

When someone tries to dick you over $10k, it’s time to spend $500 to make sure they don’t do it to anyone else. 

Why anyone would want to implement taxes in a video game is beyond me.

And you can’t convince me that the SLR isn’t an infinitely cooler car, with its turbine wheels, Batmobile-esque proportions and sweeter interior.

Tesla’s electric vehicles are mile ahead of everyone else in the market

Or you could mix your drink with real, quality booze and then just pop an edible.

Like, I’d be all over Gin with Terps, or Bourbon with Buds, but fake booze with ejuice is... yikes.

You give me $132,000 guaranteed up front and I’m pretty sure I could pull this project off too.

It’s the same shit WotC did with MtG - limited edition pop culture crossovers that certainly won’t look hilariously dated in (checks the average Pop Stars career timeline) about 3 years.

Or that absolutely won’t look hilariously awkward when one of those individuals is discovered to be the next Kevin Spacey. >.>

“wriggle”

The ambulance-chasing attorneys that are at the center of this mess committed clear ethics violations severe enough that they’re discussing sanctions.

I get that it’s trendy for the cool kids to pick on BlizzActi, but maybe don’t be so quick to fully embrace the other shitheels involved, eh?

If you are buying a Porsche or BMW you’ll find most salespeople to be intelligent, friendly, knowledgeable, professional, etc.

God bless you sir, fighting that boomer stereotype. The sooner everyone cottons on to the way things are, the easier it will be for everyone.

I cringe when people talk about buying cars without a test drive, but why the actual fuck does someone need to be around to spectate my test?

I remember the last time the Sales guy wanted to tag along for the test drive. It took less than 5 mins for him to prove he had *ZERO* clue about the HiPo line I was driving,…

I’ve been much happier with the experience at Luxury (cough, German...) dealerships. For the most part it feels like they understand a chunk of their base knows *exactly* what they want, and the smoother it goes, the more sales they can make in a day. 

You keep a few snakes in the pen for when someone with a blank…

If I never, ever have to contend with another car salesman, I’ll be a happy guy.

My 93 year old grandma-in-law may not drink daily anymore, but if someone told her that she needed to stop, she wouldn’t be the one in need of a doctor.