He looks ashen. Like all the blood has run out of his face. And his teeth are far too glossy.

My big complaints about this game are that:

So this kid has six friends, and a private facebook wall (I checked) and somehow the Secret Service learned of his post? I very much doubt with only six people who can read his posts that someone reported him, so that means the secret service has access to everyone's facebook profiles regardless of whether they are…

That's not a mirror, it's a porthole.

I'm... not... crying. There's... something... in... both... my... eyes.

As some kind of extreme thing, this fails. If you stood on it like a segway, then it might have some use, though I'm at a loss to figure out what that might be. Reminds me of some kind of hover chariot from Herculoids or maybe Jonny Quest. Possible military use I suppose.

Same for debts. Who had the crazy bs idea to allow a company to sell debts owed to them onto a debt collector?

They compare your file to a hash, and if it matches, they just give you a link to the matching file already on the server? What idiocy is this? A hash isn't unique for every file. It can't be. If it were, it would be the same size as the file. I hope they're just using the hash to find files that MIGHT match your…

They forgot old POOPFACE.

I'd totally buy this shirt. How high of a rating does it need to get to be offered on Threadless? Right now it's almost a 3 with close to 200 votes.

And you think aliens don't exist? It's more likely that aliens with highly advanced technology exist than that the Arc of the Covenant has some mystical power to melt people's faces.

Many cops now carry devices which allow them to pull all the data off your phone. Getting the same data from Apple would require a court order.

Wait... at 4:43... What was the point of going to all the trouble of building a device to do that, when you're just going to stick it in front of a blue screen, light it badly, and then throw CG on top of it?

And who has the dercyption code? Apple of course. So what good does this do me? Law enforcement will still be able to subpeona the information. They'll just need to get the decryption code from Apple first.

They're not trying to make the chips saltier, they're trying to make them taste as salty but with less salt. So the chips will taste the same as chips without the tech, but be healthier for you.

This isn't coming out for the PC? Well damn. All these reviews I've been reading and I thought it looked like a PC game, so I assumed it would be coming out for it. Guess they're not getting a sale from me.

A 3d printer is like a 2D printer except instead of squirting ink onto paper, it squirts plastic which hardens. Also after it places down the first layer, it goes back over it again to place down a second, third, etc, until hundreds of layers have been built up to form the 3D shape you desire.

Only a fool would risk their life apprhending a thief to protect the property of a giant coporation paying them not much better than minumum wage.

What the hell are the chances of a kid in guatemala seeing the guy's photo online and then turning him in? That's gotta be a million to one.

You'd think Nintendo would actually try to provide some incentive for us to buy new. Those boxes are more like a disincentive. I'd rather buy a used copy than have one of those ugly red things sitting on my shelf.