Thanks!

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Quick question - is there a limit on the number of submissions we can make?

My take on a couple of these:

It's okay - I kept a digital copy in my phone. Wait, where's my phone!!??

Chapter Two

It doesn't hurt that he's freakin' adorable as hell either....

As for Angelina, there is no way that woman is going near a stove except maybe to have brutal lionine sex on top of it.

but everything is AWESOME!!!11 Like, OMG, they have a machine in the break room where you put in money and FOOD COMES OUT!!!! It's amazeballs! And today I was driving to work, and noticed that there are lines painted on the highway so that there are separate "lanes" that allow increased traffic flow! And did you know…

Freak.

Don't read it?

"We all know that Star Trek gave us the iPad"

For me, this is a reasonable and acceptable position for a person of faith.

Hmmm. I see that my Humor Sensors are only operating at 81% accuracy. I will need to run a level 2 diagnostic and verify the phase discriminators' integrity. Perhaps a reversal of polarity will help?

"If you're going to make extraordinary claims drawn from a literal interpretation of Scripture, you're also going to have to reconcile it against centuries of scientific due diligence. "

Hint taken.

Fun Fact: When I first read the sentence, I thought "J.B. Smoove" was the name of the character. But apparently that is an actual person's name? I'm getting pressed back into my seat by the force of my acceleration into oldness.

Ugh. Just... No.

When I first heard about people getting magnets implanted in their fingers, my immediate reaction was, "WTF? Stupid waste of time." But after reading about how they actually add an additional sense and alter how the user experiences the world, I'm thinking about signing up.

I don't know if HBB is worse than those others - my only exposure to these programs is what I see here and on The Soup. But the clips I've seen seem to be more and more focused on bodily (mal)functions.