"Reality TV" is getting WORSE. I didn't think this was possible. I shudder to think what the future holds, but here's a guess: Programming explicitly and exclusively based on fat people being disgusting, rather than today's shows where fat people being disgusting is just an occasional feature of the program.

There used to be a day Apple users had a good quality mapping app. Now this phone shows Earth as imagined by Salvador Dalí and Hieronymus Bosch.

A friend of mine had this happen a couple of years ago. Someone scratched the word "BICTH" into the paint on the side of her car. We had a good laugh about it, and she couldn't afford to get it repaired, so from that point on she drove "the bicth-mobile".

I was able to shift my work hours to avoid traffic. My commute would be about 45-50 minutes during rush hour, but by starting work an hour early, I make it there in 25 minutes.

Well, also, it was the South, and he's white. I mean, just sayin.

If Jeff Goldblum is right about this, then we *will* be able to stop an alien invasion with a Mac!!!!

The quality isn't very good. Can we get this digitally remastered?

+1million for bartleby the scrivener reference.

I get what you're saying, but I can't spend all my free time in the entry of a Perkins watching people play the crane game.

FREE COLLAGE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

I didn't even get that far. Most of the questions (as far as I got) were just.... irrelevant to my current work situation. Granted, I don't need an internet quiz to tell me how unhappy I am in this job, so, nothing lost.

*like*

It may be a terrible idea for "most people", but for those who don't "have a hard time being married to one person", I don't really see your point. If they work out a set of rules that works for them, then let them be.

Why didn't I find out about this 8 YEARS AGO!!??

I've found this very helpful.

For years I have wondered, "What won't China make for us?" My experience suggests the answer is: Nothing. Thanks for the validation.

I can't think of anything that would be better as a gag gift.

Agreed. Some of these appear to be typos, but Ashley pretty obviously knew what she was doing.

I was just going to suggest this exact method. I heard about it from a former coworker and I've had moderately success with it myself.

But if they used an accurate headline, nobody would click the clicky! How can they have a website if you don't click the clicky!?