The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

Isn’t the lesson “If you wouldn’t say it out loud in public, don’t post it to social media”?

Correction: Ever using Twitter. Period.

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

That gets him canceled? Jesus. Really? What ever happened to just saying, “Dude, that was a dick comment. Say sorry and don’t say that shit anymore.”

It must be weird to revisit a franchise that is such a symbol to a certain group of assholes. Obviously the Matrix is way bigger and has more broad appeal than those groups, but if it were my movie I would be tempted to pause halfway through the movie and have Neo turn to the camera to say “The red pill is not a…

If only they’d felt that way after the first movie and spared us 2 and 3.

Huh that’s basically the same way I feel about it, neat!

Money?

After the mixed (at best) reactions to Reloaded and Revolutions, I really don’t see how a nearly-2-decades later followup is going to improve anything.

Unfortunately, this resignation will not be accepted, as it is not in the form of the a question.

Investors.

I was going to make an incredibly easy joke about calling it “LonelyFans” and then discovered there’s a cryptocoin called that because, sure.

Seems this is an opportunity for someone who knows how to build and run a site like Only Fans to just create an explicit competitor and get all the big names in porn to switch over.

Isn’t Bialik anti-vax and I can’t think of a term to describe her not feminist views, that maybe, she shouldn’t be given more high profile positions than she already has?

“California stop” =/= California roll

Man Steve-O has been the voice of reason for a minute. Sure he’s still doing Jackass stunts but he’s really cleaned up his act. 

What a chump. He could've made a comeback by just cleaning up a bit but now he'll just end up dead. Oh well. What's done is Dunn...

Jackass Sues Jackasses for Being Jackasses, is in fact Himself the Jackass.