I would like to create a subcommittee on this whole ‘earth is round’ issue. Now, I know what you’re going to say, “Daisy! We know the earth is round ‘cause science!” My response to you will be, “But do we really know? We don’t know that we know until we talk about what we do and don’t know for years on end.”

I am part of a pro-choice group in Kevin McCarthy’s district, so the upside to this is that I get to make all kinds of graphics talking about modern day McCarthyism with these witch hunts.

That’s the only upside. The rest is just a lot of me shaking my head slowly.

I hate congress. Not all the individuals because hate is wrong. But congress as an entity is just awful and those morons who occupy those positions are a discredit to regular folk. And let’s be honest, most of them are college educated very rich white people. I love you white people, I really do, but dammit, ya’ll…

How about a special Congressional investigation into the US bombing of a Doctors Without Borders hospital?

Get a new gimmick.

So is Ann Coulter fyi.

Tacking the word “white” in front of any generalizing rant about women doesn’t make you not a misogynist bigot.

Was 9/11 entertaining to you? Liberals were whining and moaning when the dumb as shit Bush was elected. I’m guessing you believe the country did come together and the political system was fixed after 9/11 because we got a decade of foreign wars and thousands of young Americans in coffins. Was the body count of the…

I mean, libertarians are right about like 4 issues. And they’re assholes about the rest.

Can we talk about the fact that you’ve gotten caught by police with weed 5 times that you can think of? Maybe be a little more careful in case next time the cop you run into is super anti-drug and is immune to your considerable charms.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

are you, Ben Carson, and that charming fellow up above the only black people at the Reagan Library

It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.

I’d say it’s not the money you need to worry about, but the sneakiness/surprise factor. If it truly is just the normal, “Oh yeah, and gratuity and the sales tax”, I wouldn’t worry too much. If suddenly corkage fees are appearing and they drop a bomb like the present and agreed upon tables are actually a separate cost,…

1) If the issue is being ashamed about the price (what others would think), stop worrying about that. If your families can afford it, that’s all that matters. There are assholes out there who will shame you for it, and they need hobbies.

I’ve never seen a more accurate depiction of an ovarian cyst.

I read this and immediately thought of the marijuana fight and how I feel the same about this as I do about that - legalize it, regulate it, and tax it, for the love of god. I don’t feel like pearl-clutching about morals in this lifetime, and we can put the money into some net good, like improving education or sending…

I don’t see why the government should have a say in why you’re getting married. Marriages of convenience aren’t illegal. An 80 year old millionaire can marry a 20 year old model without anyone questioning the validity of the marriage. So what if you get married for immigration purposes? The USA will basically sell a…

He admits that he did collect donations, but did so on behalf of a non-profit

Thank you for answering! No one else seemed to see my question, haha. I live in London but for the purposes of the question, I could be travelling out into the countryside where things are cheaper, too.