I still have panic attacks over the fancy chairs that cost $10 a piece to rent. $1500 for chairs? I don’t even really like them. For CHAIRS? Ugh. I freak out every time I see them.

Hell hath no fury like a white boy who thinks somebody owes him something.

OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…

My fiance is Indian. Stop being culturally insensitive.

Speaking only from my experience: Wedding vendors flat out lie about prices, or at least lowball as much as humanly possible, to get customers in the door. Then the hard sell starts. My wife and I had an easier and more pleasant time dealing with car salesmen, and I’m including the guy who tried to trap us at the…