Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

So, you think looting is the same thing as murder? Get your priorities straight, psycho.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, but using a vehicle as a weapon to take out people you don’t like is a whole other level.

Perfect metaphor for the intelligence, reasoning and logical consistency:

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

Dude, if someone wants to hijack a truck then the presence of a human is not going to stop them. Do you know what haulage firms tell their drivers to do if someone tries to hijack their load right now? They tell them to step out the cab, hand over the keys, and let them take it. Because the loads are insured and the…

“And why isn’t there any effort to automate the rails?” Probably because the labor costs of having a few folks mind a huge cargo train are not even close to being relevant. A single train hauls so much stuff that the wages paid to the drivers are a tiny tiny fraction of the expenses and thus automation doesn’t make…

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

I’d be throwing down a spike strip and boarding that bastard with a cutlass and an eyepatch.

That too. So it should be required to stop every five blocks when it’s playing the song... around the same time every day.

It’s too fast for me to put my pants on

I actually hate the ice cream truck in my town, because it drives down my street full speed, playing the damn song, without stopping. I don’t know where it does stop, but ain’t anywhere near my house. So I’m stuck with Pavlovian desire for ice cream, and I can’t buy it.

Where I live, developers re-devloped an area next to the river and sold condos and overpriced apartments to rich idiots. Know what else it was next to, and the reason the place used to be where the SROs and really, really horrible, cheap apartments was? It was also right next to the train station. As in, less than a…

Where I live, we’ve had city people who had moved to the country sue to silence hens (they lost); sue to silence church bells (partial win: only on the hour, not every quarter). Even sadder, we’ve recently had a super-rich idiot sue to suppress lake cruise boats’s horns - and won.

I used to live in Brazos lofts downtown and worked near fourth and congress. I loved the noise, loved the music and the crowds on sixth. It’s a part of living in a city, especially Austin. Fuck those people.

I don’t live in Austin, but seriously fuck these people. People who move into an established neighborhood and then complain about what’s already established are the worst of humanity.