Old men with too much money and ego are a critical part of the lawyer economy. Go forth and bill the shit out of this file, counselors!

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Yes sir, you have won Today’s Internet! (Sirens go off, bells ring, confetti falls from ceiling.’).

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

For the record, the athletes themselves thanked Trump in their statement. It was the father of one of the athletes who downplayed Trump’s role in the incident.

This should have been reported three days ago. Some Trump tweets are out of left field, others are the most predictable words ever written.

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

Yeah, I feel differently about LaVar now than I did even a few weeks ago. I think it was watching him pull the wrestling heel act towards John Wall and the Wizards during halftime of the first Lakers-Wizards game (won by the Lakers). It was so obvious he was playing it up and having fun, I found myself smiling.

I used to loathe Lavar Ball. I thought he was a grandstanding troll that was coasting on the athletic ability of his oldest son.

Randy Moss. All fines are to be paid in straight cash, homie.

Kanye.

I’ll buy it — but only because I think Goodell baited Jones into this fight.

Rich greedy assholes bickering over how to distribute shitloads of money that they and their children will never live long enough to spend.

Well in three years, this guy should be available!

Whenever people talk about tax simplification, I always point this out to them. 99% of people have no idea how difficult it is to define a term as seemingly simple as “income”

It’s schemes like the captive insurance company that make me laugh every time I hear a politician say our tax code is too complicated, usually blaming deductions and credits in the process. Our tax code is huge because of all the rules we’ve written to define what is and is not income, when it’s taxed, and when it’s…

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

I’m always reluctant to over-parse somebody’s language and project intent, but the fact that he chose this phrase and pivoted from the more more common “asylum” to “prison” speaks volumes.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.