There’s the Macan, GLA/GLE Coupe/GLC, Audi Q3, BMW X1...all of these check those 3 boxes, and the segment sells pretty well. One thing missing is the “luxury” box on the Subaru, even if you argue that the aforementioned really aren’t that luxurious even.

Possibly really stupid take alert: If LeBron had it to do over again, knowing that going back to Cleveland he would be guaranteed a third championship, but also that in getting that championship he would enable and to some extent justify Dan Gilbert’s bullshit, LeBron should not have gone back to Cleveland.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

“We should not be teaching children, period, how to have sex.”

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

Now he can be like every SUV driver and drive on bald tires because AWD is magic, yo

Has anyone ever found a launcher that was worth the giant pain in the ass?

Auto sales has no place for you and your math skills. :D

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

No problem...I have to do this all the time as well with my clients. The sucky part is that these advertised rates don’t really help anyone. It’s a waste of your time to sit down with someone who can’t really afford the car because they didn’t get a full picture of the numbers. It’s a waste of the customer’s time when…

Seriously though, who’s going to come even close to 10k miles per year in that car. The odometer doesn’t meter when its on a rollback.

Trying to think of a context in which “do you know who I am?” would be appropriate and I’m hard pressed. Maybe when your spouse just wakes up from a ten year coma?

Sounds like PCP, though that’s not exactly in vogue for someone with IV after their name.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

Good on them.

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.