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Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Actually, he looks to be a full bird colonel, which just solidifies your point.

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

Extra cost, less aerodynamics.

I would just point out even to diehard Sony fans - monopolies are terrible for consumers. If Xbox ceases to be an effective competitor to Playstation, and the Switch remains in its own real niche, there’s no market incentive for Sony to make a better product. The last thing you should want as a Playstation owner is

While this is dumb as fuck and couldn’t be anymore Texas if it had a cowboy hat and bbq sauce on it, I’m more concerned with the fact that a security worker for a race track and whatever company employed him feels that he should actually be armed with a loaded gun.

Pilot safely ejected. He is probably dejected. His fly duty request will be rejected until his record is subjected.

Media Intern: Sir! This Wikipedia article says that fighter jets sometimes hold two people!

Military aircraft don’t fly with live weapons on training flights over built up areas.

This is in my top 5 best James Bond scenes ever. It heralded in the era of the more lighthearted, quick-witted Bond with the resonant bang of a god damn tank driving through a wall.

I’ll get concerned when this happens.

which reminded Americans that North Korea could in theory use a satellite weapon to send an electromagnetic pulse over the United States, triggering widespread blackouts and ultimately, societal collapse

I’m not saying we need to build the death star, but we need to build a death star if we’re going to win this war.

“Secretary Of The Future” has a nice ring to it. should come with a cape

My extensive reading of science fiction indicates that this will, in fact, be an issue we have to deal with. The White House should hire me to deal with this problem. Im just as qualified as anyone else working there, and have tons of ideas on how to deal with the havoc time dilation wreaks on the payroll.

you can do anything with the caveat “given sufficient power”.

This is impressive, really impressive. I hope that the camerman is OK. I got hit by a ricochet .357 years ago and still have a hernia from it.

You know when they test weapons they are not thinking “ We are at war with steel plates so lets make sure we test it on steel plates just like the steel plates we fight on the battle field” right? Everything was explained in the article if you read it, literally every one of the concerns you have in your comment were