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A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

All the money in the world and this. Clothing sizes exist because most of us can’t afford tailor-made. GIRL, YOU CAN.

Honestly, if she would just wear clothes in her size...she’s always wearing things a size or two too small.

dadbod implies carrying a little too much bodyfat, which is the number one most unhealthy thing you can do for your body, worse than smoking cigarettes amongst other vices. Being overweight leads to more deaths than anything else, due to increased risk of practically every disease from diabetes to heart disease.

Cutting back your protein is pretty silly. You know how many calories are in 3 ounces of chicken breast? Like 120. So just eat your 6 ounces. You’ll be better off than if you cut it out. And do some resistance training!

For reference: I am currently 5’10” and 200 lbs. By the BMI scale I should be overweight and nearing obese (28-29% body fat). However, in reality I am right around 24% body fat which the BMI scale says I should be 170 lbs.

BMI being ridiculous shouldn’t be hard to find support for. It is pretty widely regarded as silly. I’ve got 10% body fat and I’m “overweight” by that metric.

The only point of BMI is in showing which level of obese a person’s at. If they’re in shape at all BMI is useless because it doesn’t take into account body fat percentage.

Dadbod > squash and no cheese.

Thank you. I have been saying this for a long time. My wife has commented that my stomach has been a bit too big and that I weigh a lot more than I should (5’10” 210lbs), and BMI says I have been obese. My (super skinny & underweight) doctor has made similar comments. I’ve known I have had a large layer of stomach

Or...just hear me out...

Parking Lot Boys

Well maybe if the Defense Department's budget wasn't $526 BILLION dollars, NASA wouldn't have to have a bake sale to do some real work. You know, instead of blowing stuff up.

"I'm trying to get you dumb bastards into space before you all destroy yourselves and the planet. Make babies on your own time. Aw Christ, hand me that lazer this James Bond f*cker is at the front door again."

...some drivers can’t even manage to make a turn into the correct lane.

The little arms always get me. Tears....

I foresee a future where the internet armies of Christian von Koenigsegg and Elon Musk will meet on the fields of battle. You will find me there, selling Doritos.

That's barely a point. A 250 Lusso is gorgeous. An 8C Competizione is gorgeous. A Gallardo is gorgeous. An F355 is gorgeous. A Corvette Stingray is gorgeous. A Gallardo is gorgeous.

Because it's gorgeous.