From the opposite end of the spectrum I can always tell when there is diet coke in my alcoholic beverage as opposed to regular coke.

Best way to keep a Baptist from drinking all your booze... invite two of them.

#ImWithStan

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Ted Cruz is getting his just chunky soups.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

>Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

They don’t call it Stokealona for nothin’.

Uruwrong.

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

Sadly, fellow Irishman Katie Morgan just lost in her bid to repeat her gold medal in boxing just now.

John Terry knew enough about America at Heathrow in the aftermath of 9/11 though. Fucking scumbag.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

Better work rate than Sterling.