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Counterpoint: Trump will walk on stage, drop trou, and take a giant shit under the stage lights.

Why is the TP dispenser itself not the phone resting place of choice?

Nothing was as impressive as squirrel sidekick.

Judgment, Donald, judgment. Exercise some judgment and turn on the spell check.

Lallana’s resurgence has been huge. It appeared during those first years under Rogers that he was going to be a shadow of his Southampton self, but he has regained/surpassed that caliber of performance under Klopp.

The distance adjustment of it being a 30 yard shot probably helped.

That pass gave me a raboner.

...wait Shelby Milker is not an adult film actress?

About as much of Ray Hudson as any reasonable person can handle.

I take your point re:the flag, although this picture is of France...

Cashman was able to stock his pipeline in record time

If we’re lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won’t be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still...

She’s quite literally won The Sacko.

My thoughts on this come November, as an American: “Please don’t let us out-dumb them, please don’t let us out-dumb them, please don’t let us out-dumb them...”

I’m just glad we can all go back to rooting against LeBron again

It’s almost as if everyone has forgotten a similar run of games against another star-powered team in this year’s Western Conference Finals...

I can appreciate the arguments for following a religion, like longing for something larger than yourself or maintaining ties with a community you’ve known for years.

Gareth Bale looks like the soccer equivalent of the monkey pug baby. Something about that mane gives off a pony-chimp-man vibe.

Liverpool A actually played well today.