I'm thrilled for her, but annoyed about the fact that American teachers - who still skew female - have been talking about this for years, and it took a bunch of men (the writer, the girl's teacher, the subject, Jobs, to whom she's being compared) to bring the issue to national/international attention.

There are lots of different types of yoga, and I feel like for everybody, there are going to be types that you enjoy and benefit from, and types that make you want to scream in frustration. It's really a matter of trial and error in finding a type that works for you, which I totally understand is probably not worth it…

Haha. It is not a miracle cure, but it's really helpful in a lot of ways. The problem with yoga that makes it so annoying is that it's like therapy. You bring your whole self to the mat and have to deal with it there. This is often uncomfortable and weird, because there's a lot of uncomfortable and weird stuff inside…

It's just a naked toddler dancing. Babies like to be naked. It's not a big deal unless we make it a big deal.

I'm sorry to say this, but nobody cares about your breakup. You're only writing this on Jezebel because all of your actual friends and family are tired of hearing about it. You're complaining about your friends who are trying their best to console you and your boss who is just being honest. Nobody wants to work with…

Uh, is this even a competition??? Willow from Buffy. Duh.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

This makes me love him more, which I previously thought to be impossible.

Yes. Trying not to side-eye this comment, hoping you're not implying some connection to smoking weed.

The was a big blind item reveal a while ago on Laineys Gossip about him being bi-sexual. I'm going to choose to believe that since it means I still have a chance. Tiny, minuscule chance.

didn't his brother die of a drug overdose?

Yeah! Holla at me, stoner sisters!

*Rubs eyes* Nicole, is that you?!

What does Cynthia Nixon with a bad perm have to do with this?

If your seed (sidebar: ick.) is "liquid fucking gold" then you BETTER believe I have a "magical unicorn pussy"

It's interesting how 25 is the cut-off point for gross, controlling, arrogant, vain men. Because 25 is the age at which your brain (allegedly) officially stops growing and maturing. It's part of the reason why rental companies don't loan cars out until you're 25. It is, arguably, when you gain a sense of self.