Shock level at Texas= 0%

I'm seeing a lot of people not digging on the wives, sisters, daughters portion, but I don't see it as patriarchal so much as the nature of language. The ad is intended for men, and about sexual violence against women. These are the words referring to female relatives.

She's enjoying some rekreashawn and relaksashawn.

First, what happened to Kreashawn?

If weed loses to caffeine, I am boycotting next year's March Madness. Seriously?!? Y'ALL PICKED MISSIONARY AND NOW YOU'RE PICKING CAFFEINE OVER WEED. I can't even...and don't give me that "coffee helps me function" BS. All coffee/caffeine ever did for me was upset my stomach and give me heart palpitations. At least…

Vodka, while nothing special, gets the job done. I am disappointed that all the good wines and boozes lost out here. But, since I don't do many non-alcoholic drugs, I'll cast my lot with vodka. And caffeine. I can live with that.

Coooooooocaine hurricane blowing away heroin.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

"In fact, Lessin may be the photographer's number one fan. "I love Terry Richardson so hard!" Lessin told theschoolofstyle.com. "He is one of my most favoritest people on the planet. He is a creative, artistic genius. He literally never ever runs out of fresh amazing ideas. He is a modern master. I am blessed to be…

It makes sense—when you're told all your life that you have to be "twice as good" to compete "in a man's world," it's tough to feel like you have the luxury of taking chances.

Let's just cut to the end of this, we all know who the winner is:

I'm sorry, but I cannot take this seriously if Jack Daniels is the whiskey selection. Jameson is obviously the best whiskey. Erin, I expected more from a True Detective fan.

Wait....there is no whiskey on the alcohol side? What the hell, why would you leave off the 1 seed like that?

That's awesome! I love stories about celebrities who turn out to be nice people. And Mellie is the best. I want her and Olivia to team up and take down the world.

What exactly do they mean by women who have "orgasm problems"? Do they define "orgasm problems" as not being able to come by penetrative sex alone? Because duh, if your clit is too far away from the vagina to get stimulated during penetrative sex then yeah, it would be hard to come from penetrative sex. For women…

This was said a lot when I was in college but ive never been able to find proof. Besides the fact that mixing pop and rum in a nalgene makes it extremely hard to measure how much alcohol you are really drinking. I woke up the next morning and my pants were gone....never found them again.

I am pretty sure it's just the whiskey in the drink.

I'm going to throw a pretty strong "not true" at that, while having no actual information on it and refusing to do any research. I'm still pretty confident, though: not true. Hangovers come from dehydration and lack of electrolytes or something. That's why I always mix with Brawndo; it's got what heads crave.