I've long considered Amy Poehler my spirit animal, but damn if Aubrey isn't gunning for that throne.

I, for one, love getting dick pics.

I thought it was grabbing her hair. Like, even the baby is fascinated by how amazing her hair is.

I'm sorry, but my imaginary boyfriend Tom Branson and I do not approve of all this royal frippery.

For all of you being giant downers about the royal baby, give it a rest:

WARN US when you're about to show us a half naked picture of Geraldo! I actually said EWWWW out loud. I had been avoiding that picture all week.

You are right. We should start a comprehensive database.

Only if I'm dropping my panties in preparation for a nice long nap.

Robin Thicke skeeves me out. I just get major creepy jerk vibes from him.

"The lightning rod that changed the medium?"

I can't stop laughing at this, because this is what I just posted no more than 10 minutes ago on the penis size article:

Just yesterday I saw a woman with high heels with red soles, a chic long black skirt, a small yellow belt and a beautiful colourful headscarf . Nobody can tell me that she didn't care how she looked or that she didn't think she looked beautiful just because she didn't show any skin!

Exactly, religions who value "dressing modestly" do it to honour the spiritual dimension instead of the physical one. It's not just a fashion statement - in fact, you might even call it anti-fashion, since it's considered to be absolutely irrelevant.

But I hate this whole "lean in/lean out" business.... I'm not leaning anywhere. I'm just wandering my own path.

AH! So glad Lorde is getting some recognition! I found her about a month ago, and I literally listen to "Royals" on my commute to work every morning. She is so fucking talented and deserves way more recognition than silly old Carly Rae Jepson.