Me @ bearded Jon Hamm:

This lady’s smarter than the rest of us who are still trying to make it work with living men

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

She only got very religious during the 4th marriage, so the first three don’t count because God forgives her.

Ah, marriage... one of the few things where the more you’ve tried it, the less you probably know about it.

Can’t get enough of that old time sanctification feeling!

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

I’m not even mad

Bonus points? For simply reading?

Bread and butter issues. Traffic. Water. Housing. Garbage pickup. Animal control. Snow removal. This is what politics needs to get back to - government, not squabbling at each other.

Did someone say “watered down”?

I assume Trump will just use his future mug shot?

Yes.

They just like the NRA’s money.

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

Does it light up? I assume it plugs in around back.

What a shameless plug. The Halloween stuff just started to show up. Why is Christmas always wanting to butt into the other Holidays’ time?

I used to think length mattered.