She’s not the motivational compass we wanted but the one we deserve.

My reaction when a guy I’ve started dating says he can’t wait to go down on me...

Truth.

Dress for the job... of ruining other peoples lives

But she knows all about the sanctity of marriage, she’s had 4.

I feel like whenever a white male cries social injustice he’s acting out of fomo because he doesn’t get to participate in any protests. 

I just think it’s poor placement for the speech considering Andrew Jackson was nicknamed “Indian Killer” so meta.

Oh god, make it stop.

The rest of the world has such a peaceful view of Buddhism, goes to show that any religion taken to an extreme is dangerous.