I just assume that John Wick is — as this slideshow clearly demonstrates — so pants-wettingly effective at making people dead that when he decided to go by Baba Yaga no one felt like arguing the point. Sort of like:

See, religion’d have more followers these days if we kept those gods. None of that love-thy-neigbour Judaeo-Christian crap. No, we need more gods who will, say, take the form of a caterpillar and make your daughter fall in love with a wheel of cheese because they felt like it.

I’ve not seen the films, does he perhaps scoot around the swamp in his house in ducks feet? Or does he snatch children who are left unattended by open windows?

He gets bored.

Does he get bored?

I could see him getting in on this. He does get bored

Father Mushroom or GTFO!

Tilda Swinton is in Michael Clayton for 18 mins of a 120 mins film and got the Oscar.

I love JLC but Stephanie Hsu is the better ‘supporting actress’ in EEAAO.

Also kinda bummed that Angela Bassett lost out. Sure she “only had one decent scene” but Judy Dench won for ten minutes of screen time in Shakespeare in Love (and being screwed over the year before in Mrs Brown).

Awesome. Now lets do maternal and infant mortality. It’s going to be pretty terrible for both.

LOL that stopped me cold too. My fault; I forgot about all those easily-accessible rural abortion clinics that remain open in the heartland.

Imagine being proud that your idiot son isn’t smart enough to use birth control.  

Yup. I had my first child at 39. Mom mom had me (her first) at 40. So there are more years between me and my child, or my mom and her child then between this baby and Boebert. The baby’s GREAT grandmother will be, when the baby is born, the age my MOTHER was when was in middle school. 

This is so common in the area around my hometown in southern Illinois. My cousin had her first baby at age 14. That baby had his first at age 17. And that baby had their first at age 15. My 48 year old cousin is a fucking great grandma.

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Too many Ws. That’s the social ruleset for Black men they’re violating.

It seems that coming up with the stupidest opinions imaginable is all some people have. Great article 

I’m sure noted Hollywood superstar Jonathan Majors, along with the guy who is fucking RIHANNA, are worried about hot takes from poorly-edged Candace Owens 

Are you telling me the developers actually rendered a female vagina, or do you mean the labium area of a woman’s crotch area? If you mean the actual vaginal cavity, then there’s no way that’s not intentional.

It would have to be a huge deus ex machina to get Spider an Avatar body. But I think that a likely conclusion for the film series is that the humans colonising Pandora will end up genetically modifying themselves to adapt to the planet’s conditions and ending up in a some sort of compromise between the human and Na’vi…