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bacon....bits?

I have an artisanal knuckle sandwich for the idiot that came up with this travesty.

I love green peas.

BANNED.

I’m seriously so mad that I’m commenting on my own post because this is some shit.

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.

I would like to kill whoever thought of this with my boobs.

Like I will not entertain this bullshit. Fuck off in all directions.

As a guacamole purist

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face

Feminists don’t have to be activists.

Keep at it, Rose. Don’t let them crush your message in a garage door.

Everyone’s entitled to their interpretation of what’s funny in comedy, however, Mindy fucking NAILED IT. Maybe if George wasn’t such a fuckwit interviewer and used a better choice of words and didn’t create a solid moment of awkward silence, she wouldn’t have had to break the ice with such a FUCKING AWESOME RESPONSE.

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

You should see what happens when Winifred really lets loose.

My brother’s fucking dog is a gluten-free vegan. I am not kidding.

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.