I wonder if the creams you’re wearing interfere with your natural exfoliation and that’s causing the itch?

“here’s our shortcut to happiness, told by people who clearly hate both themselves and their bodies!” articles,

Caity Weaver’s work for them was terrific (she’s with the NYTimes now).

“Have you seen him?!” in the exact tone of voice of the little boy next door talking about Santa Claus.

I am so sad it took four whole days for you to get a star for that. 

Their second album “Obvious Communists” was ho-hum overall but it had some good moments. 

They took a lane away from my morning commute route to give the bicyclists their own bike lane and so many bicyclists STILL ride on the freaking sidewalk.

Today I learned that baby deer make the same noises as baby goats. 

The fight against evil isn’t about some comic booky great struggle and a final overcoming. It’s a fight of constant vigilance and promoting the idea of community and inclusivity.

a) add some powdered ginger and powdered garlic.

The multigrain cheerios go especially well with the kind of peanut butter that you watch being crushed at the grocery store. And just drink the milk rather than trying to make a perfect mix. 

I got you beat with two words: rice. cakes.

God help the comments on their Nextdoor page...

I keep trying to imagine the logo and failing. It’s the best.

I love the things kids get hung up on about movies - I was fascinated by the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin- I mean it’s a giant ancient sand tiger! Can you imagine the stories it could tell? Forget the stupid (fake) treasure. 

Especially that last 45 minutes when you’re hungry.

Useful as well as ornamental!

I want a pink salt wall really, really badly. Not because of the supposed healing benefits but because it is super pretty.

Please, please please can we have a “Tell Us Your Stories...” about youth coaches again?

Yes! Also can people send in crazy emails from Rec leagues again? I loved those! (Just as much for the things everyone would write in the comments as the actual post.)