I just keep thinking about how much her neck must hurt. 

If I get to pick someone, I want HamNo to try.

Drew! You got trepaned! They call it a “craniotomy” now, but it was still a trepan like a Middle-Ages exorcism!

After that Viagra study thing* I’ve been meaning to put together an Ice Cream Social & Riot sometime this summer.

I can’t comment on the basketball; but thank you for running the picture of this man as a backup singer during a particularly emotional cover of Aretha Franklin’s “Think.”

I love the look on the other runner’s face as he realizes what’s going on. I also love that his first thought after coming out of that roll is “is Tucker okay?!”

This is not a dating site!

I do! I have really dry hair so it isn’t the worst problem, but really it’s because I think I look like an even worse dork putting my sunglasses in their case for 2 and a half minutes.

Some more info on the other flights and schedule:

Some more info on the other flights and schedule:

Now I’m all sad that I totally agree it looks stupid. Oh well, human nature is to put waaaaay to much moral value on things like accessories. 

(note: am lady) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head because it kind of looks like I’m wearing a tiara.

It’s nearly LA local news levels of fun. 

I couldn’t find the link in the post so here it is again: https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2015/10/14/kevin-johnson-supporters-claim-deadspin-has-vendetta-against-sacramento-mayor/

But that’s not a childrens’ choir! 

Okay, sure, but “less good than Dark Side of the Moon” still leaves a lot of room!

Is Pink Floyd not counting in this discussion?

I’m now very curious to see his appearances in local ads for car dealerships and the like.

It IS a gift from the gods which is why when it’s wrong it’s blasphemy- although I guess it’s been a decade since it got started and by now most places get it right instead of all those disasters there used to be (thinking of a very specific salted caramel cupcake that was so, so bad.)

The picture of him in the announcement tweet looks like it belongs on a program at a funeral. 

In the perfect words of one of the attendees of the disastrous press conference: “He can’t even open an eTrade account!”