I’m worried that now white people (my people, I admit) will now learn all the words and insist on singing it at things in that way we like to pretend everything is ours.

I’m so glad you wrote this! Although I wish I could get over it enough to wax under my arms but it just seems like a bad idea. 

I’m so glad you wrote this! Although I wish I could get over it enough to wax under my arms but it just seems like a…

Oh yes - and as for how this effects the plan to go public? It makes the investors like it more, not less. 

Lanolin (for those who aren’t violently allergic to it) is AMAZING. But spot test first. 

Lanolin (for those who aren’t violently allergic to it) is AMAZING. But spot test first. 

That would be nice- of course I’m still trying to get them to figure out how to get us hot water. (We’re moving to a new building next year, so I kind of see why they’re not bothering, but they’ve been using that excuse for 10 years now.)

Can the customer list can be “accidentally” leaked at some point? I feel that would be helpful information to have.

My workplace has official foot-flush things in the non-handicap stalls and they’re terrific. 

I just actually, literally gasped and then clutched my neck where my pearls would be, if I wore them. That is just... so much gross. 

Bless you for calling her out. 

I literally remember when I saw these the first time - I was so, so excited. 

I literally remember when I saw these the first time - I was so, so excited. 

I can’t believe I never thought of looking for a hanging bra holder. I have one for my sweaters! 

I can’t believe I never thought of looking for a hanging bra holder. I have one for my sweaters! 

Just remember - that is *not* the correct solution to funny noises coming from your car. 

That was the part that threw me!!

Finally I will have my neon ornaments!! (I don’t actually want them for me, I want them for other people.)

Thank you!

I feel like Nick should get some kind of special This Is What The Internet Is For award for this. (I mean, I know this is not WTIIF in reality, but I can pretend.) 

Before he got too old for it the Norman Knight used to re-do the traps to keep up with the changing times.

My iPod just died last week (13 years!) and I have an LG phone. Any suggestions how I can listen to my music? (other than spending $100s on an iPhone)?

I hate that I’m so glad there’s a monetary inducement for good storytelling; I know we won’t get it (in the large-scale at least) without profit. 

Planet Zoo! I want to watch my snow leopard escape again.