Like, days ago!

The way the bear flaps it’s tiny arms with frustration! (I really hope that guy is okay because some of those falls looked pretty painful. Still laughing though.)

I volunteer to be a person they can check with before posting these things - They can text me the proposed head line and I will tell them if it would make me think Drew died. Or maybe one of you should because I’m not sure I can handle the responsibility/being able to text Deadspin. 

That’s the part that’s the most infuriating! Using a foundation funded with ones own money to avoid taxes but still get things for oneself is bad and illegal, but it’s a whole bunch more ethical than using *other people’s* money to get things for oneself! 

In my experience getting banned from doing funeral and having to get his homilies okayed every week is a big honking deal- this may not be the first time he’s been told not to do this. 

As always, great work by Cooke. 

Or are you breeding super-bugs? Just a thought to horrify you. 

I was kind of hoping for quotes from the emails. 

Permit Patty hiding behind the wall about did me in. 

Peggy Carter! I keep hoping that the women who did war work saw themselves in Peggy. 

That would be horrible! I never want the goat to burn again in all honesty. I also want there to be LARP-style mock attempts to burn the goat, which I imagine could be an excellent fundraiser. (Flag-goat-burning? I’m sure we can come up with a good name.)

I do really, really appreciate that his family deserves privacy, but all yesterday I kept checking for updates on Drew and the Gavle Goat and I don’t feel that Drew benefits from the association I’ve now made in my mind between him and the endangered goat. 

That “We Live, We Die” headline damn near gave me a heart attack. 

I was thinking of “For the discerning lonely drinker.”

Do NOT get the sous vide people started.

Sending my best, especially to Drew’s kids. It’s scary when a parent is hurt.

His little frowny thinking face!! I love him. 

I love you all - there are troll comments, semi-joking angry comments, actually angry comments, and maybe 2 sincerely pleased comments. This is the internet in a microcosm.

I know they keep pushing water efficiency but it really doesn’t work to try and wash your pants while you’re wearing them. 

He is also the person I would pick to go back in time to do an episode of The Muppet Show.