Oh god, what if that’s part of what he likes? (I immediately regret posting this. I’m so sorry everyone.)

I hadn’t thought of belts, I’ve always gone with soap as being the major difference.

He kind of looks like the guy in the thumbnail for the Barstool Sports story.

Apparently I am so interested in Stephen Fry that I have him listed three times! 

Yup - I have scars I use that way (not from my awful boyfriend, thank god) and skin-in-a-jar seems healthier. Now if it was his skin that would be different.

I would have given it to McGregor for the chair-throwing thing, but of the others only Virginia Man* rose (fell?) to the level of award-worthy.

I love how he just headbutts one of the cows at 0:15.

I guess I should be grateful that my gym has Law & Order SVU on all the time. I mean, it’s not my favorite by a lot, but it’s a whole heck of a lot better than the housewives stuff. 

I believe the technical term for a failed production is a “turkey”, right? 

I love that a lot of the vinho verde* are between 9-10.5% alcohol. It’s not a huge difference but over the course of an evening it’s noticeable. 

Parker rolls? They look gorgeous whatever they are. 

Also, at Thanksgiving, some of the casseroles get fancy names like “gratin”. 

The smart goldens steal the brains from the rest of them. If you’re lucky your dog only had a little bit of brains stolen as a puppy and you only end up with a normally dumb dog which is to say the kind of dog who chews on electrical wires but never really figures out why that hurts sometimes. If not you get a…

I thought I was going to hate them but they’re pretty nice! I do think they look like if a Yacht Club had a pro shop though...

Thank you for mentioning this! I have had great success with feliway for my poor, tragic, inbred, construction-site rescue kittens.

That is so funny! It really is just a short-hand. And it’s not meaningful for the cats relationship with its own family at all - it took my cat three years to start talking and he was a cuddlebug from the start. 

Hi Terd! Your post said that you’d reject hospitality if your host offered you the opportunity to make friends with their pet! I think this was a case of clashing hyperbole if your purpose was to point out how ridiculous the posts being mean about cats and cat people are. My purpose was the same! Have a great day!

My roommate’s cat used to come get me so we could watch the birds out the window together. 

A) that papillon is super-cute. B) I think I spotted the product placement! C) An individual cat’s domestication level can vary wildly. A shorthand way of finding out how “tame” a cat might be is how vocal it is. Generally the more vocal a cat is the more likely it is they are a people-cat. 

But that’s perfect! They’re probably cat people and you’ll both be happier not being friends!