That “We Live, We Die” headline damn near gave me a heart attack. 

I was thinking of “For the discerning lonely drinker.”

Do NOT get the sous vide people started.

Sending my best, especially to Drew’s kids. It’s scary when a parent is hurt.

His little frowny thinking face!! I love him. 

I love you all - there are troll comments, semi-joking angry comments, actually angry comments, and maybe 2 sincerely pleased comments. This is the internet in a microcosm.

I know they keep pushing water efficiency but it really doesn’t work to try and wash your pants while you’re wearing them. 

He is also the person I would pick to go back in time to do an episode of The Muppet Show. 

Oh god, what if that’s part of what he likes? (I immediately regret posting this. I’m so sorry everyone.)

I hadn’t thought of belts, I’ve always gone with soap as being the major difference.

He kind of looks like the guy in the thumbnail for the Barstool Sports story.

Apparently I am so interested in Stephen Fry that I have him listed three times! 

Yup - I have scars I use that way (not from my awful boyfriend, thank god) and skin-in-a-jar seems healthier. Now if it was his skin that would be different.

I would have given it to McGregor for the chair-throwing thing, but of the others only Virginia Man* rose (fell?) to the level of award-worthy.

I love how he just headbutts one of the cows at 0:15.

I guess I should be grateful that my gym has Law & Order SVU on all the time. I mean, it’s not my favorite by a lot, but it’s a whole heck of a lot better than the housewives stuff. 

I believe the technical term for a failed production is a “turkey”, right? 

I love that a lot of the vinho verde* are between 9-10.5% alcohol. It’s not a huge difference but over the course of an evening it’s noticeable. 

Parker rolls? They look gorgeous whatever they are. 

Also, at Thanksgiving, some of the casseroles get fancy names like “gratin”.