The smart goldens steal the brains from the rest of them. If you’re lucky your dog only had a little bit of brains stolen as a puppy and you only end up with a normally dumb dog which is to say the kind of dog who chews on electrical wires but never really figures out why that hurts sometimes. If not you get a…

I thought I was going to hate them but they’re pretty nice! I do think they look like if a Yacht Club had a pro shop though...

Thank you for mentioning this! I have had great success with feliway for my poor, tragic, inbred, construction-site rescue kittens.

That is so funny! It really is just a short-hand. And it’s not meaningful for the cats relationship with its own family at all - it took my cat three years to start talking and he was a cuddlebug from the start. 

Hi Terd! Your post said that you’d reject hospitality if your host offered you the opportunity to make friends with their pet! I think this was a case of clashing hyperbole if your purpose was to point out how ridiculous the posts being mean about cats and cat people are. My purpose was the same! Have a great day!

My roommate’s cat used to come get me so we could watch the birds out the window together. 

A) that papillon is super-cute. B) I think I spotted the product placement! C) An individual cat’s domestication level can vary wildly. A shorthand way of finding out how “tame” a cat might be is how vocal it is. Generally the more vocal a cat is the more likely it is they are a people-cat. 

But that’s perfect! They’re probably cat people and you’ll both be happier not being friends! 

There are two things that make me feel better - crafting and cleaning. So when things get real bad I bake- first I craft and then I clean! 

A good villain/henchman relationship can make or break a movie.

Why didn’t I rent this as soon as it came out? This is a collection of my favorite actors (although I think that goatee on Evans might have had something to do with it.)

I was thinking it’s one of the liner-pics from one of the worst live Christmas albums ever. 

Retro-Bond!!! I just flailed with happiness at that thought. Although Bond spin-offs are never, never going to work. 

I’m doing this time change thing all wrong - I keep thinking it’s Sunday. 

Wagner...

That burn is like a tire fire - it just keeps going on in the background of everything else. 

The latter. 

You have the rest of the year! Why can’t we have just this one thing?!

RED, GREEN, AND WHITE - THAT’S ITALY

I hated those red cups, but it wasn’t because they weren’t Jesus-y enough, it was because they were subtly two-toned and the tones clashed. It was excruciatingly upsetting.