Ordinarily I wouldn’t comment on it but she opened the floor. She doesn’t have the grace to pull off that outfit and you know it’s sad when someone’s own hair looks like extensions.

Every single piece Mr. Harriot writes there is at least one turn of phrase that floors me. He’s just SO GOOD. 

I think I just used up all my good-decision-making today on not clicking that TMZ link.

I was going for the classic Idaho cabin. 

Poor Kentucky. 

There are a lot of terrible things about this man and it seems almost wrong to mention one particular thing but:

I wanted to say this- there’s a woman who pulled this stunt multiple times on a friend of mine. It can really rebound on you when your motives are a) transparent and b) not good enough justification to most people. (community theater - she was established, my friend was new and younger and prettier.) Being rude on…

I bet these are the type of people who think it’s fancier to call it a “sofa”. 

Like chai- is it the weird powder that they mix into the milk? Don’t get that one. Is it actual tea that gets mixed with a tiny bit of simple syrup and milk? Yes, get that. (I love you Temple in Sacramento! I wish you had more decafe ice tea options...)

That god-awful artificial cinnamon flavor. <shudder>

Oh man, if I were one of the kids who got to ride on this thing I would be so mad that they’re taking it away.

Yes, well, it doesn’t fall down, does it?

They should ask her! 

I always figured the philosophical reasons behind who can/can’t use the word are far less important than that I respect and love the Black people of the world enough to not use a word they’ve asked me not to use. 

Where’s Omarosa-cam when we need it?

I purposefully chose not to think about that part. 

I want members of the Trump administration to get in a fistfight with each other so bad. I also really want a blonde-lady cat fight out of them too. This is not something I’m proud of, mind you, but I have a feeling I’m not alone. 

Same! Really one of my favorite genres is Young Woman Finds Self In Trouble; Behaves Sensibly. Also the Elizabeth Peters modern gothics which are very much in the same line.

Thank you for using this terrific photo. I’m pretty sure the one on the left is saying “No! We could do this! We have to do this! Together!” and the one on the left is slowly realizing that it’s crazy, but it just might work. (I still can’t decide what the crazy plan is though, I think they’re either running away…

This is perfectly stated and so, so true.