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“Who’s a bitchy kitty? YOU’RE a bitchy kitty!!”

Don’t underestimate the scrappy ones. 

When she sang at President Obama’s inauguration and sounded so good in some of the worst singing weather possible it was the icing on the beautiful cake of the day.

I was thinking it sounded like a sketchy self-help group. 

Also texting people from friends’ phones. It’s a good thing we don’t do that anymore but it was fun while it lasted (if your friends weren’t utter jerks, of course.)

Right? I mean, that’s what a towel is for, yes?

Right? I mean, that’s what a towel is for, yes?

I’ll try just saying “Hey” next time and seeing if he’s interested...

They gave him a weird smile - brandishing a war club isn’t really a smiling occasion. Even if he does appear to be bringing flowers, a nearly-always appropriate host gift. 

Thank you! And they took something with a delicate multi-layered flavoring and slapped a ton of some of the strongest flavored stuff in the world on it. (I am drooling though.) 

The creases of the lids! Grrr... 

If most of the damage happens in/around the pool then how does the suit-saver mat work?  Oh and thank you for this post Jolie! I just bought new swimwear and was wondering about this. 

If most of the damage happens in/around the pool then how does the suit-saver mat work?  Oh and thank you for this

There’s a new cat in my neighborhood I’ve been wanted to get to know and last night I ran into him - he was across the street and I crouched down and said “Hi Kitty-kitty!” and he meowed back at me like “Rude! I’m busy!” and now I’m worried I just did the equivalent of when men tell me to smile. 

I’m so relieved other people thought there was a problem with the way they showed her in the trailer. I went to school with a girl named Tiana who looked just like the Disney Tiana (it was 15 years before the movie came out) and I just expected a 3d version to look like her. (also, spellcheck, the name Tiana has been

Who picked the screenshot? It’s perfect. 

It gives the impression the person saying it knows something is wrong but can’t be bothered to try to fix it. Now that might not be what the person really means, but that’s how it comes across. 

Also reinforces my belief that Deadspin horrible Thanksgiving stories are the best. 

deleted, don’t feel like being super snarky.

Right, I have seen exactly one woman breast feed in public non-discreetly - and frankly I’m not sure the waiting room of an ob-gyn counts as public. (she was fully topless, and guess what? I realized that of the things in this world I have a right or even a duty to be offended by that sure as heck isn’t one of them.)

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