My cousin’s two-year-old daughter is called Maude. I’ll send her this, thank-you!

I have to say, I’m Team Brad on this. If Laura Wasser can’t handle your divorce bullshit, then something is up.

Look on the bright side, at least now the townspeople wont lash her to a seaside cliff as an offering to be a bride for the Kraken in exchange for sparing their town from total destruction for another year.

The secret to this dip is to give the mixture a good whipping.

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

Per our president, my understanding was that not paying my federal income taxes would indicate I was “smart”. I assume that’s an option, yes?

Because they don’t know how much you will end up deducting from your taxes for medical, charity, home mortgage interest, etc. And the taxpayer doesn’t always know what their outside income might be from taxes, rental income, investments. 

Seek out her twitter, you’ll have even less sympathy. She’s a white girl endlessly tweeting about social injustice and openly shaming her Dad for not giving her more money for college, yet she steals from a PoC woman and doesn’t even TRY to attribute her till caught.

I’ve always rolled my eyes at these tv musicals, but damn if that wasn’t great.

He was great, as was Sara Bareilles.

He was outstanding! His Judas broke my heart.

More of a recording of Shkreli that you recorded off the radio, so there’s a bit of a radio DJ chatter at the beginning and a fade-in to another song at the end.

Me, just before “Superstar”: If Judas doesn’t descend from the ceiling in a fringed jumpsuit I’ma be pissed.

<clapping slowly.... stands up.... forcefully clapping....>

Good Kinja

I never thought of myself as a member of the “extreme” left, but somehow, I’m not super on board with a 21st century Trail of Tears.

Dutch guy here, yup our crime rates are pretty low even though we have our fair share of immigrants/refugees. Goldberg insinuates that we actually have high crime rates, but that those are suppressed by the press (which they aren't). Mostly our low crime rates stem from evil socialist stuff like providing affordable…

they should be relocated to larger and more effective care centers that can/must be opened in cheaper parts of the state. It is the only way.

Sure, John must win but you know who must win too? Brandon Victor Dixon! His Judas was UN-HECKIN’-BELIEVABLE! And this is probably my favorite number ever:

A/V Club has her listed too, so looks like its just an oversight. Thank goodness for that!