Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

The 2% retinol and azaleic acid have done wonders. I don’t really need face makeup anymore.

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I agree. I am also in my fifties and I started using their 2% retinol a year ago and my skin has never been better. This is the skin I wanted in 20's.

This, 100%. I absolutely love them.

Noooooo why did I read this?!??

A business, not a country

I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out…

Satanic Temple makes me happy. I love smart, clever people.

Nope. I get my bills in the mail, so I have a paper receipt, pay online and save said bills for a year. Nobody’s pulling that autopay shit with me.

Rational, logical, critical thought is really not a skill evenly spread amongst the population.

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

You may like your fellow humans more than I do. ;)

I’m no saint by any realistic standard, but I am a married man and the idea of cheating just baffles me. I literally can’t think of a situation that would drive me to cheat. It could be the hottest girl on the planet and I could have a time machine to go back to before the deed was done so no one but myself would ever…

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

Those police officers should be in prison for endangering the welfare of a minor and for kidnapping.