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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I’m sorry.  Big hugs fellow DUANer.

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Sorry to hear! Always tough. Here’s one that always makes me smile...Secondhand Ska Kings - Good Dog All Day

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Here’s a nice one for you. “And I Wish I Were Stoned/Don’t Worry” by Caravan.

Wow, thanks Mrs. K. Another one I hadn’t heard before. He’s great.

I wouldn’t cross one of Putin’s sleeper agents, either.

I have mentioned before that my father dated RBG in high school, then, in college met my mother. The relationship between my parents is much like the Ginsburgs: very equal - always was, and still going strong after 63 years of marriage.

I’m sure my mortgage company would LOVE to get that letter! Perhaps I can come to a loan officer’s home and re-shingle their roof? 

Hi Jezzies,

Line to take this girl in, adopt her, feed her, and go to her cross-country meets (runs? competitions?) forms next to me.  

Fortunately, nothing ever stays the same. I intentionally moved to an old village in Lancaster county, knowing that there is a lot of truth to your opinion of the area. There is an odd mix here. The surroundings are really some of the most beautiful on the continent, and the view out my back door looks like a post

Don’t kid yourself. The Amish view puppies as a cash crop and raise them under horrific conditions. Caution, this may be upsetting.

Post the name of the attorney so that people (ideally, the Kemps) can make a bar complaint against the attorney for making a materially false statement of fact or law in contravention of Pennsylvania Rule of Professional Conduct 4.1 (Truthfulness in Statements to Others).

The parent in me is screaming “KIDS THIS IS WHY WE DON’T MAKE OUT WITH STRANGERS AT THE CLUB -- THEY’LL TURN OUT TO BE SERIAL KILLERS AND GIVE YOU THE DAMN CORPSE RASH. OR HERPES.

This took place three years ago when my now-6 year old daughter was turning 3, and made her famous (infamous?) at my hair salon.

Since this was posted just over 24 hours ago and has almost 1,000 replies already and there’s almost no chance that you will see this or the story I might try to submit, maybe consider a different platform next year? Love to read through this and look forward to it every year, but if I want to read all of them, I have

I hate that we can’t bookmark this shit. I keep losing my place!

Ok. So this story is about how my mother saved my father from dying.

NOOOO!!