Totally agree with this. I won’t bore you with my personal life, but let’s just say that I have had a long, serious and bad relationship with great sex, and a loving, supportive marriage where the sex is only ok. And I’d take the latter every time.

“Write a goddamn thank you note.”

Hard disagree. Write a goddamn thank you note. 3 lines: “Thank you for your sweet gift. Junior loves the [whatever]. We’ll think of you whenever baby [does thing, looks at thing. whatever]. Love & kisses/gratefully/humbly, New Parent. Same script for all gifts, so don’t worry about being that personalized (unless your…

YUP. This is what people don’t tell you when you’re trying to decide whether to marry someone (at least, no one told me). You need to consider what you’ll need in a partner over the course of your whole life and it’s pretty likely that your sexual needs are going to change. Age is a factor, as are kids, a busy job,…

Check your moral compass and consider your options:

They were laughing with you. The same way that the Brandy Melville employees were thrilled to sell a bunch of stuff to me, a not-size-0, almost 40 year old. Bless their hearts, but BM is selling (cheaply) the preppy crap of my high school years. I totally uncooled their stores.

Is there any legal way to eliminate the police as we currently endure them, and replace them with a proper constabulary of decent people, well trained and compassionate to other human beings? Because, as it is now, frankly, the blue line is dark burgandy from all of the blood of the innocent.

Why is this a thing? North Korea is shooting missiles over Japan. 800,000 dreamers don’t know where they will be in 6 months. Nazis are literally marching in the streets. The Middle East is...well, that’s always a shitstorm. Surely, the president doesn’t have time to focus on all these things AND rant continuously…

Graduate, United States Naval Academy, Call of 1999.

Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

This screams COWOORRRKKKKEEEEEEEEEER HOOOOKUP!!

Dear MVP,

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

She’s Black. They “smell weed” on us all the time, regardless of if we smoke or not.

Just to follow up....a friend of mine was once forcibly searched (unjustly) for drugs in a devolopping country with a reputation for human right violations. Did the police strip search her in the street? No, they took her to the hospital where trained medical professionals searched her. It was scary and demeaning,…

Do people regularly ride around town with marijuana in their vaginas? Why would they do that? I mean, if the police had serious cause to believe a young woman shoved drugs up her vagina, take her to the hospital! That would be cause for concern. If I thought someone was using marijuana as a tampon I’d be very…

I’d like to see him have to tend it. Six towers, each 54 feet high - get the kid a box of rags, a ladder and some windex. He can get a close look at the 6 million tiny little numbers, each of which was an actual person who was murdered. Once a month for a year or two is a good start.

Every once in a while it’s good to step back and take a look at the people close to you and the people you choose to associate with, and ask whether you are proud of your association, and if not, what it is about you and your values that is causing you to associate with people like that?

Boykin is to Dennard’s left. He’s to the righ for the viewer. Assuming the Top Left square was correctly identified.