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Ellen Degenerate
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There’s an s in there where there shouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be there. Doesn’t make sense. Something’s wrong here, folks, believe me. Believe me, there’s something wrong. Maybe Hillary put it there, I don’t know. People are saying it. I’m gonna take it out of there. Mark it down.

Lester Holt, meanwhile, is constantly trolled for being terrible at throwing over to first base...

Oh God. Looks like the talking head bot glitched out on the “luxury exercise program” line.

Wish I could up my price to get $100 every time I closed my eyes and swallowed...

This cat is a good bear.

You’re totally right. It’s just such a shock (which I’m sure is 100% what this cretin was going for) that I require a moment to reflect on human behavior.

I believe it’s pronounced yogging. It might be a soft J.

The punishment should fit the crime. He should serve 3.14159265359 years in jail.

It’s the I Have a Dream Team.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

The best part is they have the same computer as at least 3 other people in their office. Rather than look at someone else’s PC or ask someone sitting next to them they call for an IT guy walk over to their room and hold their widdle hand.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

it’s about anne, and it is set primarily in green gables

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

But there’s also a gif of a laughing baby falling over...so there’s a bit of risk/reward analysis to be undertaken.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...