As long as you enjoyed it who cares, right? Some people couldn’t recognize a good time even if it was splashed on their face over and over again while being fil...

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

“$75m contract awarded to Yoenis Cespedes is the largest ever to a player whose name has the anagram ‘Decoy sees penis’.”

The sewage tainted swimming pools should kill off any Zika viruses, so they should be fine :-/

They’re gonna bang so hard... or soft I guess... however old people bang.

Candy Spelling

“yourq [sic] amazing”

But what if you’re going back there? Going back there? Going back there?

Drew, I saw this with all due respect, but fuck you, buddy. Thin Mints are vastly superior to Taglongs. Can you put a Tagalong in the freezer? No, you can not. Did various other shitty foods create a Tagalong flavor like Nesquick did with their Thin Mints flavored milk(of which I bought a case and yelled at my…

Just sayin’.

Well if he started throwing it, I think it would have been pretty obvious. They do use rackets, after all.

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

Why hasn’t anyone else noticed the strange usage of “erroneously” in this article? It reads like the author used the synonyms feature on Word in an attempt to spice up the article. If you don’t believe Gaga deserved the award, just say that. “Erroneously” implies that they called out her name by mistake, and someone…

Space Waddlety.

Passive aggressive condemnation is the best kind of condemnation.

This is the sort of controversy that can really tarnish an undefeated 15-1 season.

Rough translation:

Duh. In case you want to return it.

It was a bang-bang play.

Not a life-threatening GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE DOME? dude’s fuckin hard headed.