These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.

IMMIGRANT-BASHING CARNIVAL BARKER! HOLY SHIT GAWKER HIRE O’MALLEY WHEN THIS THING GOES SOUTH FOR HIM

Typical left-wing Gawker blog. We can’t just call it Christmas color blindness anymore, guys??

I’m so fucking jealous of Canadians sometimes. First you all get all the healthcare and now you get a feminist Prime Minister who walks the talk. >:-(

Can we just be like, “hey neighbor, you mind uh.. maybe..running America too? I mean we’re like right down here it can’t be that much trouble ....right?”

I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.

It’s been proposed.

Earlier this year, I got a tattoo of a honeybee on my collar bone. Because in a beehive, the females lead. The females do the work. And they’re willing to die for the things they believe in.

Ever since someone pointed out it out the last time this image was posted, I can’t get it out of my head:

Step 1: act like a decent, normal adult human.

As a fan of all types of batflips, I loved that... and then was not terribly surprised when he wasn’t called out on it the next day. So just to clarify:

MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

Agreed, we must unite and work toward our common goals:

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

You can see Malia’s midriff though. It must be because her mom lets her listen to Beyonce.

I just imagined Tom Selleck joyfully following a lady-bug around and it makes me so happy.

Agree to disagree.