Counterpoint: Kelly green is the devil’s green.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Apparently these were for sale outside the fame last week. So wrong, but I can see why he needs sex after seeing this.

Our definition of “terrible customers” must differ greatly. I don’t go to restaurants to be told what’s good for me. I have my mother for that, thank you.

I would absolutely join the church of Xena.

It’s not JUST that she’s racist.

Cubs fan hyperbole! Cardinals fan hyperbole! Worst fans ever hyperbole! Everyone settle down. For all the pieces of crap within any fanbase, the halfway decent people are usually the silent majority......Except for the piece of shit Cardinals fans.

Is there a sports rule that quantifies the amount of time between a franchise winning a championship and the franchise’s fans becoming persecution-complex douchebags?

Anyone that pisses off The Cardinals is a hero in my book. These self righteous ass hats need to shut the hell up about ‘The Cardinal Way” and “Playing the game the right way.” “Playing the game the right way” seems to involve letting The Cardinals be judge, jury & executioner in regards to anything that they deem as…

Winning has nothing to do with it. It’s about being sanctimonious turds. You can be that without winning a goddamn thing.

I love watching Cardinal fans grapple with the truth that not only are they not universally loved and admired, they’re hated and resented.

Because Canada isn’t a real country and like it or not the United States is one of the most powerful nations in the world

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There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

With the amount of time the bear was on his back I assumed this was the video recap of the Packer game this Sunday.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

Good fucking gravy.

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