“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Hahhahahahaha yeah right he’s never even won a VMA!

There’s something weird going on with Chicago sports teams. Are the Cubs gonna do it!?

Looks like he learned from the best.

And Derrick Rose would love it if he could watch.

Today can fuck right off and die.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

I don’t really understand it either. While I’d comment on my opinion of it, it’s just my opinion without any measurable objective observation. Although the other day I overheard these young black guys talking about Beyonce saying how they feel like she’s overdoing the sex aspect of her image and now she’s just coming…

I like Beyonce, I’m a fan not a stan. However I think her Stans and their she can do no wrong vibe is kind of insufferable. I honestly feel as if Ri is very try hard and the ooh-look-at-me-and -how-shocking-I-am-thing is kinda boring now.

What is it with assholes who think everything is a zero sum game. No “thinspo” people, there is no backlash against you just because we are moving closer towards all body types acceptance. Furthermore, whatever shit you get is not because you are thin, it’s because you viciously ridicule anybody who doesn’t uphold…

A few words of advice for Josh.

Ashley Parker Angel of beloved boy group pop sensation O-Town has tweeted a picture of his golden asscheeks.

My wife also lost her breasts to breast cancer and we’ve had all those same conversations. It’s only when we’re around close friends at a private pool or something that she’s brave enough to go shirtless. Her joke is that about 10 years before the cancer, she had breast reduction surgery and after the mastectomies she…

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

I believe I would be the one murmurring “Welcome aboard” to Mr. Stamos.

Lime Fiasco is a cool band name.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Harry Connick Jr.’s 19-year-old daughter drank a little alcohol and also gave some other teens alcohol.