I find it highly confusing when someone who purposely got a tribal arm band tattoo makes sane, logical arguments.

You know the old saying. “Even a clock made exclusively out of vile human garbage is right twice a day.”

I’m not crying you’re crying.

Ugh hugs for you. My mom whispers your username with hate anytime she talks about ‘the gays’ in media.

New show on TLC! “Say Yes to the Duress!”

all of our best lives

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Accusations are not proof. Saying that he “must” be guilty because the alleged victim subjected herself to a rape kit reeks of Salem witch trials. As a celebrity, it is not totally unreasonable that a woman could fabricate a claim. It is unlikely, yes. In fact, I would submit it is much more likely that he did, in…

I have not defended Patrick Kane in any way. I am voicing my hope that he didn’t commit this heinous crime. You have continuously disregarded the context of my original post and all replies thereafter. I am stating facts. It is an allegation. No charges have been filed. False accusations do occur and it is not…

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.

As a Hawks fan, my butthole has been puckered for the past 24 hours.

Vote Blobfish.

“Chris Broussard is 100% trusted.”

STFU YOKO. Btw, you DID ruin the Beatles.

fuk u mark, i come ur hous 2 beat u up

/immediately deletes my kinja account

Anyone who thinks they are too good to try it should cum off their high horse.

I cussed a few times when I first started The Vane, but quickly found out that meteorologists are huge prudes that would make Pat Robertson seem like Bette Midler, and figured it’s not worth the constant battle and private scolding/lecturing.

I’m embarrassed to say that I never realized that It’s named “Arby’s” after the RB of roast beef.