“The clinic charges $90, but my cousin knows a guy who has a tank of frozen liquid nitrogen and will do it for $45.”

Oh god. When you are secret high and someone says their sad feelings at you is a terrible time. Like, yeah, buddy, I am so sorry that you are sad but I just can’t because I’m trying to listen but also I’m imagining what kinds of jokes this sandwich would tell and I’m coming up with really good ham puns.

Oh my god! Look at me! I’m So skinny, but I’m also So rich, so I’m going to throw money away doing this and take pictures of it! Hahaha. Look at me laughing! Out loud! OMG. I’m lol’ing!

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

Sorry to hijack this thread with something not really related...but at least it relates to the law?? I just....need to share... :-(

Totally. Everyone around here hunts - as an alternative to picking up a roast at the grocery store. I know exactly no person who thinks this sort of “hunting” is okay.

I understand and respect that not everyone shares the same views on hunting.

Dwight Yokum? His inclusion seems strange amid all those others. I hadn't thought about that guy in years.

So this friend of a friend of mine mentioned working with Scott Disick recently and I had to ask about his spiral out of control. My own personal source!

• Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo’s marriage is “on the rocks.”

I normally don’t pay attention to this stuff, but is it too terrible of me that I kind of want the Julia Roberts one to be true? It sort of seems like justice after the way she went into that relationship.

When you love someone, it doesn’t matter if they run over your heart with a truck and shoot you in the face—you forgive them.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

Full-on, shoulder-shaking, lip-biting, trying not to laugh out loud at work. BTW, I’d suck dick for cake as well.

While I’ve tried to be open minded about the investigation (easier said than done since, like many others, I loathe the Patriots) I’ve had trouble believing Brady. After the AFC Championship game, he said with a straight face that he was going up against a great defense that game. Look, no one has ever thought that…

“Totally, Tom. I bet the receiver ran the wrong route.”

What does that even mean? How can you become an activist too fast?

• Raven-Symoné thinks Caitlyn Jennerbecame an activist “too fast.” [Page Six]