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So like, a Kosher Birkin? I can see it now, “MY Birkin was made from a twenty year old cow who died of old age that was only fed the finest grains and was massaged daily.”

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case

Gotta be porn searches

I own this shirt. It’s not just a catch phrase, it’s a way of life.

#foreverinmyheartwhitekarabrown

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

Oh for fucks sake, Gwynneth!

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

Yep. All of this is 100% correct. Blackhawks season starts October 7th, folks!

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

Maybe he feels...hunted?

Unfortuantely, sometimes it seems like a woman needs to be over-qualified in order to do the same job a, not-so-qualified, man does.

They’re going to make her coach in a fully pink, officially licensed Susan G Komen jumpsuit.

NAILED IT

Did you hear that? It was the sound of 100,000,000 dicks popping off and falling in the crapper from rage-gasming because a woman is now in a minor coaching position in a men’s sportball league...

It’s the Arizona Cardinals , she’s still not a coach on a football team.

It’s wonderful that Kanye is being supportive. That’s what that sequence of words means, right?

Well, no, we all know photoshop is a thing, but when someone offers you pics and swears they’re not using, and they’re using like a mofo...it’s just irresistible.