Valley Of the Dolls has my favorite 70’s weight loss treatment (the sleep cure) which was to send one of them to Switzerland and put her to sleep for a month. Totally solid and reasonable plan.

Labeling any behavior as “slutty” is the definition of slut-shaming. Whether you’re describing your own behavior, and especially if you’re describing someone else’s. Not sure why that is hard to understand.

Have you seen the interview of Sean Connery telling Barbara Walters it’s ok to slap a woman? Granted it’s from the 80s but it is still shocking.

“I am not one to slut-shame, I have done slutty behavior myself.”

My friends don’t even have cottages. Here I thought I was an adult, but it was all a lie.

You have to pass Calculus to graduate high school in Canada? I’m so glad I’m American....I would have been screwed. I can barely do long division and it bores me to tears.

You have chosen your screen name wisely, my friend.

The star problem is solved by clicking to the side but I don’t know the trick for other issues.

Her avatar has Kleavage.

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I wonder what the % of buyers are women?

The reason so many British people joke about being pasty is because they all live under her shade.

In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.

I’m almost afraid to google “bagel scooping.”

One of those magical moments where the full context does nothing to change the meaning of the words spoken. Great work Colin

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Other than Blake, Miranda, and Cady, there’s two people that know the truth about it, and one of them is dead.”