I will never understand fashion.

Maybe he could smell her period blood.

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

My favourite thing is when people tell me how much I look like my parents. They’ll go on and on about how it’s amazing I’m just like my mom. One guy even said “It’s crazy, you look just like your grandfather!”

I’ve gotten to the point where I just smile knowingly and say, “Yes, that is truly amazing considering the…

One of my friends went on a cross country camping trip with her boyfriend, and they visited his ex. He slept with his ex girlfriend in her house, while my friend CAMPED IN HER YARD. He somehow convinced her that he misunderstood a comment she’d made and believed they were in an open relationship for the duration of…

...who waste time on pointless bullshit

I got some major flak on Tumblr once because I think NOBODY should be shirtless in public. Can we have a discussion about why, in order to achieve equality, we’ve decided women must wear less clothing to be like men (shirtless), instead of suggesting men should cover up more?

You missed the joke girl.

I wore patterned pants with crop tops in the nineties. That is a thing that happened.

the 90s are “retro” now.

“For my report on North Carolina, I’m going to take my shirt off and twirl it round my head like a helicopter”

uniforms for all!!!!!!

Me through the election cycle:

You guys, Bible Spice is super serial about being a kingmaker. This frees her up to open a word salad bar.

The dress is magic! The large gingham on top + small gingham on bottom + waist actually sitting at natural waist + the positioning of the little cross strips at side-to-back + the shape of the skirt = illusion of perfectly teeny tiny waist! I mean, Caplan actually does have a small waist, but barring a complete apple…

their babies would gave really great bone structure

I doubt it. There are tons of talented women in sports and they never get onto a national stage. The only outlier is soccer. There’s no women’s MLB or NFL and the WMBA is often a jokey afterthought even though they are FANTASTIC athletes. Why can’t women play with men or have their own national leagues taken…