Canoodle.

Luckily for the golfer, it was wing night for the alligator.

I’m not sure if that beer is offensive. But this is

Same question. And why isn’t somebody covering it whilst Bobby is on vacation? there are certain things that get me through in life, and Midweek Madness is one of those things

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

“Going with the natural look...”

the most important thing i learned is that it’s spoh CAN and not spoh CAIN

This entire article!!! <3!

I objectively care more about the Hawks and hockey than any other sport. The fact that my team won it all and the next day the team I hate the most in baseball had this happen means that it has been a great last few days in Chicago. I am not alone in this feeling. Sorry I spoiled your day by bringing hockey into it.

I admit as a dude it wasn’t a show marketed to me and I was ok with that. I have no issues with shows of all women discussing issues from a women’s perspective. But how about we get some smart thoughtful hosts and not just shit stirring #hottake artists who frankly help push the stereotype of woman as catty gossip…

This story is literally the gift that keeps on giving and I never thought the Cardinals would give me the greatest birthday present ever. Between this and the Hawks winning the Cup I feel like I won the fucking lottery.

I mean why is The Rock THE MOST DELIGHTFUL HUMAN EVER.

Is that The New Day? Seems appropriate. RA-VEN-SUCKS! RA-VEN-SUCKS!

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I dunnoooooo guys, this is not really worth it. I’m not even a comedian and I would have had a difficult time not saying something similar after a professional interviewer said the phrase “inside an 11 year old girl.” If anything he should be dinged for saying something so dumb. I didn’t see it as a joke so much as…