Lebron’s numbers are great, but I can’t see giving the finals MVP to a guy whose team lost in six, including three straight. ‘The Cavs would have *really* sucked without Lebron’ isn't much of a case.
Ellen Degenerate
ellen-degenerate
The Musial Suspects
Is it wrong that I feel the need to masturbate every time that a new update comes out about this story? I’ve never been aroused by schadenfreude before.
You know, I’d grown pretty weary of the internet’s (or Deadspin’s, specifically) constant mockery of St. Louis baseball people and their supposedly smug baseball opinions and opinions of themselves. “Chill out,” I’d think, “nobody’s actually doing that, they just have a good team and a passionate fanbase and you’re…
this is the best day of my sad life
Man, even the Cardinals hacking is old timey. No need for sophesticated software, rootkits, descryption or anything fancy. Just hope the guy used the same password in both locations. Truly, hacking the right way.
my hope is that he pronounces it bi-guy
Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.
Duncan Keith is also only 31. And locked in until 2020 on a ridiculously cheap price. Bowman is a master.
Flyers fan, still bitter over Michael Leighton in game six. Blackhawks are an incredible team. The constant reconstruction of the roster around Toews and Kane over the years and it keeps working. Reminds me of the Cardinals in MLB. Also, I’m so fucking happy that Kimmo Timonen gets to retire with his name on the…
She won’t get any of my empathy. She is belittling black women. She thinks that all it takes to be a black woman is to tan your skin, wear shitty wigs, and take black dick. She is scum.
Maybe she’s been ghostwriting Yahoo Answers?
Emma Stone.
the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d
Excuse me, but I think I am better equipped to make decisions about starting a family with your partner and the contents of her uterus than either of you two are, I am an anonymous commenter on the internet.
#teambooze