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Ellen Degenerate
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i think going to see a Smash Mouth concert in the year 2015 is the most depressing thing I can imagine.

Men hand women cum filled condoms to let them know they’ve got the clap.

I really thought KStew just had a lady pal she loved to hang around with 24/7. Weird!

Who cares what her agenda is, why did she need to wear my skin tone as a god damn costume to accomplish it?

Uh, she stole scholarships meant for black people; faked hate crimes; taught a race studies class where she’d bring in her fake black dad; was racist herself towards hispanic women and according to some students, black women as well; lied about being whipped like a “slave”.

Next to Channing on the right in the first video in a white tshirt and jean shorts sitting on what may be a speaker.

(Can you tell I’m going to study classics at uni next year?)

bless your post.

He faked the resignation just to watch John Oliver drink a Bud Light Lime.

As a bald woman your use of “hair trigger” triggers my triggers.

The “B” shouldn’t be capitalized.

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

IKR???

I think they’re crazy, and I think she is crazy. Like, real crazy, not “this is crazy.”

I dunno... he seemed to be handling all right. The optimist in me says: he made it!

Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.

as one does.

I told them they could watch. What’s the big deal?

“And ANOTHER thing! Why are they playing halves, shouldn’t they be playing periods?!”

It is entirely possible that I learned how to adult from The Golden Girls and Murphy Brown. I regret nothing.