The muffin was good. I don’t know if it was actually paleo though as opposed to just healthyish (no bleached flour or refined sugar, and sweetened with honey) because I don’t know what paleo actually is. DON’T TELL ME PLEASE, I DON’T CARE.

two kittens are definitely cuter than two headed kittens. but this guy is actually pretty sweet looking too.

THE DOUBLE CREATURES GET WORSE EVERY WEEK.

That cat looks nothing like Shatner. This one on the other hand...

Is that the cat in the ass?

no. shut up. it looks like william shatner only in the sense that it has a physical form.

I’m down for this show.

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

DOES A…

Hopefully now this means they won’t procreate.

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

I have really liked Raven before she guest hosted, but I see trouble. She speaks without knowing facts, like past bad hosts. When she was hosting a few months back she rehashed the Tommy Hilfiger is racist rumor as being a fact—never cleared it up, and I couldn’t believe the show didn’t apologize. Plus, she clearly…

Choosing to believe that Sam Waterston’s new look is for a Law & Order reunion movie, where Jack McCoy, having lost reelection as D.A., is living in an isolated cabin upstate. Mike Logan comes to visit and beg him to go back to work — an old case of his and Lennie’s is being reopened, and their names are being dragged…

It’s sad to say that Raven is far from the worst informed or most immature panelist. Poor Rosie Perez might be plenty informed and thoughtful in real life, but she really has zero to offer this format and struggles every day to say something the least bit relevant. It’s sad to watch cause I like her and want her to do…

Me three? Because I was all, “LOL! That’s so Raven! Wait....da fuq?”

You’re curious about it so it must be working!

What the FUCK? Am I severely sleep deprived or is Miley Cyrus actually kind of great? Sure, her music is terrible and it’s pretty gross how she has a scat fetish (either that, or she has a fetish for misusing the word “literally.”) But that interview makes her sound like a fun person who cares about important things…

The whole name thing is such a byprodcut of medevil thinking. It’s from a time when marriage was political and lords and kings used it to ensure continuation of the family or a political alliance. Well guess what fellow men. It’s 2015. I would guess most of us are not nobel lords. We do not have a house that needs an…

but can zoe defend that dumb beard

GENDER FLUID SOCIALLY CONSCIENCE MILEY CYRUS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE