After getting off to such a great start this season, I’m surprised the Astros decided to throw in the Tal.

*continued TMI warning* Mr Penguin came on my chin (and neck and boobs and stomach...) by accident last week and we both laughed so hard we cried and that made clean up much more difficult but also very entertaining.

eff that would date now

It was a shame his brother couldn’t make it. Here is a photo from their little league years:

I knew a gal like that once.

...the Lightning could easily have come out of this with a win.

that’s legit what politics is now. getting a job and doing just enough to keep it- which often involves not doing anything, for fear of making voters angry.

and ‘pay money’ ‘go hungry’ and ‘packed lunch’ are all impacted by dozens, if not hundreds of other little scenarios.

Clammering for the cup

I want him to straddle his bat and ride it around the bases like a toy horsie, pointing his free hand like a pistol and making “pew pew” noises. This “having respect for the game” bullshit is intolerable. A guy just did one of the hardest things in sports - let him live a little.

Fuck this “right way” bullshit. Next time someone hits a dinger I want him to stand and admire it, flip his bat, do a cartwheel, and then light a cigarette before rounding the bases.

Wait for it...

if students are in a situation where they can’t pay for lunch, they’re given one slice of american cheese on a hamburger bun along with a small milk.

COMMIE BASTARD OPINION ALERT:

Didn’t Missy Elliot specifically instruct us to “flip it and reverse it”?

But the Noah guy showed determination post military, not courage. No one was socially against him doing cross fit. He gets cheered on to do that. No one was socially against Lauren Hill. She was cheered on.

i’ll give u an illegal butt injection, girl

Typos happen. It is what it is. >:)

“Better a hundred innocents suffer than one freeloader get a free lunch.”

I made a decision way back that I didn’t want kids. But this is making me think.