“This is being said by a woman that has been told by her “bug dude” that she has 6 varieties of widow spiders in her yard.”

You may take a little ribbing about it, but it’s a good way to “meat cute”

If you were in my family, you’d be Clarussell. Or maybe Russara.

but... but.. why did they just not suggest Ellen...?

Best celebrity-pet lookalike yet.

THANK YOU. All the “Why are talking about poor, innocent, misunderstand Josh Duggar, who molested multiple victims over a period of years as a teenager, when we should be angry at Lena Dunham because she looked at her baby sister’s vagina once when she was 6?” comments aren’t just disingenuous, they’re disgusting.

Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!

Nice article. But this is a much more succinct explanation of the right’s comparison of Duggar to Dunham.

ToXCXic Shock Syndrome?

Man! I feel like a woman (who only makes 78 cents per every dollar a man makes)!

Yes, and now Gerald Fitzpatrick can marry Patrick Fitzgerald.

That headline made it sound like there was a club in Boston with really inexpensive prostitutes. But i figured if that was the case the boss would have added the locations to the bus’s GPS already.

So proud of Ireland today,voted yes myself yesterday.

Yeah, in the sense that TLC is hypocritical as fuck.

HERE IS SOME TISSUE IF ANYONE IS CRYING OR CUTTING ONIONS OR IT’S DUSTY THERE.

I blame McDonald’s and the new Hamburglar.